Five years ago today...iPhone unveiled.

From the Writer's Almanac...


It was five years ago today that Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone to an audience at Apple's annual Macworld expo. Taking the stage in his trademark jeans and black turtleneck, Apple chairman Jobs said that it was a day he'd been looking forward to for two and a half years, because he had three revolutionary products to introduce. A widescreen iPod with touch control and a "breakthrough Internet communications device" and a "revolutionary mobile phone," all in one device.

The iPhone was the first "smartphone" to use touch-screen technology, and was the first to access the Internet with full Web-browsing capabilities. Jobs demonstrated the device's capabilities by calling up Google Maps to find a nearby Starbucks, then prank called it to order 4,000 lattes to go.

The iPhone wasn't for sale until June, when it was available in two versions of differing memory for $499 and $599. But on this day of its unveiling, Apple's shares skyrocketed from $7 to over $92.

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The end times are upon us.  There's no question.

Sign #1:

A 10-year-old student "threatened other students" with a slice of pizza that had bites out of it in a way that made it look like a gun.

RESULT: Six days eating alone at the 'silent table' and WAIT FOR IT... he has to meet with a school resource officer to learn about gun safety.  I hope they cover both cover both sausage pizza guns as well as pepperoni pizza guns.  Better safe than sorry, I always say.

Sign #2:

A 9-year-old student was suspended for sexual harassment for calling a teacher "cute" last month.

RESULT: Suspended for two days.  Let's double check...yep, he's 9.


Sign #3: 

7th grade student Je'Terra Bowie was suspended for allegedly touching her teacher with a pencil by accident as she reached back to stretch.

"I didn't know she stopped behind me," Bowie told WDIV. "She stopped, and I stretched back. I turned back and said, 'Sorry. I didn't mean to.'"

RESULT: In case you missed it: SUSPENDED.

All of these are in one article here.